Fantasizing about Joshua Allen

A hearty CONGRATULATIONS to America's Favorite Dancer, Joshua.

http://www.usmagazine.com/sytycd-season-four-winner-joshua-allen

Yes, I read Us Magazine on-line regularly. What of it? WHAT?!

Anyhoo.......what I'm really saying is that by now you should all know who this man is. He is not only the first break dancer to win this popular and AWESOME Reality TV show contest, he is not only the highest jumper and best smack talker the show has ever seen, he has also been, yes, you guessed it, the strongest male Fantasy So You Think You Can Dance impact player this year.

http://www.flooza.com/leagues/67/players?status=ALL

If you can't view that page, that means you need to register for a Flooza account (lagger) and then you'll see what I'm talking about.

Sure, Katee "little miss perfect" Shean was the greatest Fantasy Dancer this season, but c'mon, Joshua has had NO formal dance training. She practically still has a ballet teacher hanging out her ass when she dances. He is raw, fast, hard hitting and just downright CUTE, both on and off the stage.

Yeah, I said it. He HELLA cute. I WAS staring at his head gear before he got the tinsel teef removed. My wife would practically eat her shirt when he was bare necked chested dancing, and his off stage camera quips were by far the most adorable.....but that's a topic for another blog....

What I'm really talking about is how to turn a great dancer into some great Fantasy stats.

One man who knows way too much about objectifying every artist out there is Erik "swede" Svenson. He recently won our SYTYCD experts league. Not only won it, but dominated it, start to finish. Sure he had a lucky draft, but whatever, kudos to him for having not only Joshua, but also Katee and Chelsie "crazy legs" Hightower on his squad.......can someone say Dynasty?

Final standings for this league http://www.flooza.com/leagues/67/standings ......but it really wasn't as close as it looks. Erik you are FantaDanceAlicious, don't ever forget it.

Okay, gonna go watch that Dance finale again. I wonder if any of the upcoming Survivor contestants are break dancers.....might make me put them high on my Fantasy roster!

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